I was going to buy one, but I couldn't find one I liked, so that solved two problems, find a scarf and it actually something I like.
I'm going to Deerhoof with old roommate, essentially, I'm forced to go because he lives close and it's a two hour drive and we're both going, he's giving me gas money to drive. I'd rather go alone, but oh well.
"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."