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ANAL TRUMP - The First 100 Songs

 

Greetings. Just in time for Election Day, we would like to present to you the debut LP from the notorious grind-duo, Anal Trump.

Who is Anal Trump? The true identities of Rob and Travis Trump remain shrouded in mystery. Are they the unwanted bastard children of the Philanderer-in-Chief? Regular citizens transformed into angry mutants by the deluge of toxic waste spewing from the 45th President’s mouth? Or simply two dudes from high-profile San Diego musical acts who decided to pay tribute to grindcore pioneers Anal Cunt through the words of a man who embodies that band’s name? Whatever the origin of these mystery men, they found only one way to deal with the insanity happening in the political world: they became Anal Trump.

Anal Trump come from a rich tradition of politically-motivated extreme music. Anal Cunt (commonly known as A.C. and AxCx), formed by the late Seth Putnam in 1988, pushed the boundaries of good taste and succeeded in horrifying parents everywhere with song titles like "Hitler was a Sensitive Man," "I Lit Your Baby on Fire," and "Recycling is Gay." But Anal Trump have one distinct advantage over Seth Putnam’s trailblazing act: whereas Putnam and his collaborators had to come up with their own sleazy subject matter, Rob and Travis have a ready-made supply of parent-offending quotes straight from the Oval Office.

The First 100 Songs is Anal Trump's entire recorded output to date, which includes eight distinct EPs (three are yet unreleased), and features songs such as "Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3", "Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents", and "Rational Discourse is Gay".

Rob and Travis Trump aren’t gonna fill your ears with talk of universal healthcare or equal voting rights or any of that socialist stuff -- although they donated 100% of the proceeds from their EPs to non-profit organizations like the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. They just want to point out that the most powerful man in the world is a hate-mongering clown, using shrieks and micro-riffs as their chosen vehicle.

Pressed on Screen-Printed "Drain The Swamp" Green Vinyl, CD, and Digital; 'The First 100 Songs' is out on Election Day (Nov 6), and is now available for pre-order.

 

Tracklist:

1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
2. PTSD Is Gay
3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
5. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
6. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
7. There's My African American!
8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
9. Mexican Judges Don't Count
10. Journalism Is Gay
11. I'd Date My Daughter
12. Grab Em By The Pussy
13. Take His Coat
14. Breast Feeding Is Gay
15. Ted Nugent Is Cool
16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool
17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl
18. Poll Watcher
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
20. Changing Diapers Is Gay
21. Build That Wall
22. Alex Jones Is Smart
23. I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health
24. Stay In Your Pens
25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
26. Make America Great Again
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
29. I Demand An Apology!
30. That Makes Me Smart!
31. Mammograms Are Gay
32. Nasty Woman
33. Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer
34. Flip Your Panties
35. The Fat Picture
36. If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?
37. Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize
38. The Trump Rule
39. Working Wives
40. Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
41. Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust
42. The Old State Department Library
43. Christian Discount
44. Race Detector
45. Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
46. Let's See Some I.D.
47. If It's Alright With Putin
48. The ACLU Is Gay!
49. Nuclear Football Photo-Op
50. Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
51. Sick People Are Gay
52. For All My Friends!!!
53. Asking For It?
54. Victory Lap
55. Old People Are Gay
56. The Jobs You'll Get
57. It's My Hat Now!
58. Can You Believe It?
59. Riot Receipt
60. Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
61. Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
62. Baby, It's Cold Outside
63. Jingle Pence
64. It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
65. The Bible Is My Favorite Book
66. Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax
67. Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
68. Where's My Parade?
69. Tic Tacs And Mistletoe
70. Carol Of The Pence
71. My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit
72. Normalize It!
73. I Only Like The Prequels
74. Where's My Apology?
75. What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
76. I Alone Can Fix It
77. The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing!
78. Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough
79. Melanie (A Love Song)
80. Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs
81. Faith Initiative
82. Biblically Qualified
83. A Soft Sensuality
84. Potty Law!
85. A Widow's Applause (Delicious)
86. Checks/Balances/Gay
87. It's Just Business
88. Can A Brother Get An RT?
89. The Hand Shake
90. See Sex Tape
91. Autocorrect Is Gay
92. Unpresidented
93. Renewable Resources Are Gay
94. "Experts"
95. Computers Are Stupid
96. Rational Discourse Is Gay
97. Last Night In Sweden
98. Human Checkers
99. The President Of Australia Is Gay
100. I'm Like A Smart Person