one or multiple of these things probably happened:
Death in the family
Meg's pregnant
Jack White's appendix burst
Jack White has amnesia
All of their equipments been stolen
the band is broken up
someone left the cake out in the rain
Jack White's girl is pregnant
Jack White tried to kill himself
The Venues decided they didn't need the White Stripes to play
Jack White was offered a million dollars to work on an album with so and so
The power was turned off by Newman at jurassic park
someone slipped on a banana
someone made it up
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