I'm kinda like you, Glice. I hate football, in fact. And I feel the need for a shower if I break even a little sweat. I also like real ale, I invest a little money in my wardrobe (not huge amounts but enough to look presentable) and I get accused of making lame jokes all the time.
And I know that wearing a T-shirt or polo tucked is just, well, wrong.
I think I must also be biintrosexual, whatever the hell that means.