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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

BUT this should looks worthy of being in The Onion.

Sarah Palin opens 6th Seal.

Pot use triples among Gary.


As long as the articles are as awesome as those headlines, send me a copy.

thanks for the short version.

do you need a job?

i need someone to summarize all the crap data that floats around the world.

cut it down to 10 lines per day and you're hired.

yes?