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Post the worst lyricists ever! (with examples)
Brian from Placebo:
"YOUR LITTLE SISTER HAD A BLISTER WHERE I KISSED HER ON HER THIGH."
Fred Durst [though I think his lyrics are hilarious, they're still awful]:
"You say you want your money back but you're denied cuz your brains fried from the sac."
"I'm sick of being aggravated, I'm glad I'm hated, that's what happened back in Columbine!"
"No doubt I'd love to sniff on them panties now. I'm sorry, so sorry (damn you so hot). Your beauty is so vain (damn you're so hot!)."
"HEY! IT'S THE E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STOR-Y! IT'S THE E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STOR-Y!"
"...And, God, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And his best, this is fucking POETRY:
"I remember high school, man i hated high school
It was like prison with bullies always putting me down
Just a little skater boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive'em, now i got the balls they can lick on
I loved sneakin' out when my mom was asleep
With my gothic girlfriend makin' love in the creek"
Billy Corgan - [I don't even know where to begin with this guy, all of his lyrics offer the same 5 themes: "she", "the moon", "the world", "love", and "alone"]... uh...
Okay.
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