[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Derek

I will call your house and breathe heavily down the phone. I will break into your house with an axe and threaten you vigourously. I will take your sister, rape her and leave the blood on her throat to glisten in the moonlight. I will piss on your dad and pour acid on his face, leaving his face to collapse into a warm wet mush. I will take your head and stuff your body back up your mother's cunt, allowing you to wallow in her cold dead corpse.

Only psychopaths read The Guardian.