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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Ask truncated for some tips. Everyone seems to hate her.

Perhaps...perhaps.

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Truncated is my favorite poster. Without competition. Glice is second.

Thank you hubby, you know it's mutual. Your shrine grows daily.

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

orange juice gives me headaches
i drink two 24 oz. bottles of lemon dasani every day at lunch
i think i am teh ugly
i'm ocd
i hate big groups
i stress out over little things
i don't sleep much

I can identify with every one of those except for the dasani. Don't you have to pee approximately every ten seconds after that?

Oh, and you KNOW you are adorable.

Here's my OCD issue (aside from checking that doors are locked and stoves turned off 7 times, and I have to touch the switches/knobs):

All day long, in a constant stream, I pick words out of conversations/thoughts and spell them in my head to certain beats. The beats have to be 5, 7, 10, or 14. As I do this, I imperceptibly type the words out with an invisible keyboard. This has lent me the odd and very useless ability to almost instantaneously count the number of letters in any word.

More boring random facts:

I have acid reflux (goddamn coffee)
I have to brush my teeth and clean my ears as SOON as I awake.
I can't fall asleep without brushing my teeth.
I have to chew gum while jogging.
My eyes change color, noticeably, in certain situations.
I dropped out of college three times.