The last gig my noise band played got this review which you may find amusing, we're called Plankton, Seagreens and Proteins from the Sea,
here it is:
Club Night Replica
The band formerly known as Death Monster and Friends are usually first on the dance floor here, but tonight with their new project, ‘Plankton, Seagreens and Proteins from the Sea’, making noise is the only thing on their agenda. Sitting in matching armchairs, they look like two fellas sitting enjoying a quiet pint, albeit with their hair hanging into the froth. Then they turn on their effects pedals, and the sheer mass of noise that surges from the speakers sees half the crowd move forward and the rest run to the back of the room. Electronic noises ebb and flow between the two, and whilst they’re obviously trying to make some kind of messy but coherent noise, the layers of white noise and feedback melt together to make a big sloppy mess, which even from the toilets (where I've retreated to), is enough to make your stomach flip.
--Natalie Boxall BBC Tees, --
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tees/content/ar..._feature.shtml