little did they know that cryptowonderdruginvogue, the pilot of the plane, had taken several doses of lsd. His breath smelled of raw tequila as he stumbled through the passengers. He pulled out a gun, and pointed it at Norma J. That dirty australian had no idea of what was coming to him. Crypto pulled the trigger and pieces of brain splattered on the person sitting next to him... the Pork. Crypto then poked out porkys eyeball with his revolver, squished it in his hand and shot porky in the face. He then proceeded to cockpit and the plane was back on track.
He handed his co-pilot, Daycare Nation, a beer and they popped on Rather Ripped.
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