You could argue that those jobs with the highest pay cause the greatest absence. Usually, the higher the pay, the more likely they are to have a car/ live far away, the harder it is to get to work.
Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.