[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

lies, sir, lies. i get them to strip in front of their webcams, that's what i do. why you go around distorting the truth now?


actually, i view this board as an ecosystem. each organism has a niche. as such, there is a place for attention whores-- but those come in all kinds. you are certainly one of the finest. others, *cough*, ayayay.... i don't wanna name names, but just before you resurface we were going through an episode of... oh i better not say.

in any case, i attribute their absence to your presence, and for that alone i'm grateful. for the record, i prefer chunky brunettes and redheads to tall long blondes, so in spite of clone's misinformation so this is not a case of the horny drools. (i'm waiting to see what clone & floatingslowly will retort). but anyway, yes. if you ever look like monica bellucci, please let me know.

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^ps that was supposed to be some kind of compliment, ha ha, it came out terrible, but i hope you read between the lines in the kindes possible way.

i weighed about 30 lbs more than i do now when i had dark hair. if that's any consolation.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

oh man, just the thought of doing that makes me wince

seconded.