Haha. Pure class! Fantastic. You just know his wife's a 'stunna'.
West Ham's manager is a total cliche too. Albeit a different one than Jorge Jesus. The chewing gum is a constant but 'Big Sam' seems more in the 'dodgy used car salesman' mould. One of those faces that just screams, "I'm a bit of cunt, me."
I have to say though, West Ham don't really have a bad reputation anymore. The hooligan thing largely disappeared after the 80s and as far as I know the players have never had a reputation for being dirty. Crap, yes, but not dirty.
But yeah, I didn't realise Porto were responsible for Pepe
and Jorge Costa. I only really know Costa by reputation but Pepe is a player that genuinely disgusts me. I can at least laugh at what John Terry does. Pepe's just vile.