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"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas; Can I see you sometime in between the holidays?"
"Hey how about pizza then sex?"
Probable answer: "No"
"Okay, fine...just the sex...no pizza"
*Checks tag at back of shirt*
"yep, just as I thought made in heaven"
Or you could just say the classic "Suck my dick, bitch", it avoids all the small talk and gets straight to the point.
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