Oh, but how I got that "60-80 times" figure was, they put this long chord down my throat with a machine hooked to it, when I was 13. And every time I "vomitted" (I don't really like to call it VOMITTING.. my food came up), I had to press a button on this machine. Over the course of 3 days.
This was cool, though, because the doctor who was doing this was a hot Asian lady. She had to check my stools for blood or whatever, so she stuck a gloved finger in my ass. I was ass-raped by a hot Asian lady's finger!!
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