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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Michael Jackson is only contracted to play for 13 minutes at his O2 arena concert series (tm) this summer.
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I'd be surprised if he makes it past 10, to be honest. What he should do is a Boyd Rice i.e. stick a Michael Jackson scarecrow on stage, and sit backstage, controlling the music via an MPŁ player and croaking out the occasional line through a Fisher Price microphone (it helps him capture those childlike tones).