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I started to have sex with a girl but she was so tight and I'd never done it before that I couldn't get it in. She also started crying. She screamed at me, "THE ONLY BOY I EVER LOVED CAN'T EVEN FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!" I was like, "Huh?!" and she cheated on me 2 weeks later.
...But when me and my actual girlfriend had actual sex the first time, it was beautiful. I've been with her for 6 years tomorrow.
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