http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I don't even know why I try these, I wish I found one that would argue with me.
Me:
are you the son of Jesus
God:
Yes I am the one and only son of Jesus.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
"Shut the fuck up"
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
right
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
fuck off?
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nigger fag?
God:
Tell me a story.