If people want to smoke, they should be required to smoke in a sealed hazard suit that contains all the smoke. They would then be required to properly dispose of suit in designated recepticles. Suits would be mandatory purchases at point of sale of cigarettes. Suits would cost 25 dollars each and be good for the use of three smoked cigarettes. If smoker tried to use suit on fourth cigarette, suit sends an electric shock to smoker, stunning only and not killing, but strong enough hopefully to deter smoker from using a used-up suit.
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Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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