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Originally Posted by Lee Harvey Oswald
Dear Pookie,
Where have you gone to? The Texas heat is nigh-unbearable without your cooling sage advice. Are you enjoy tea and cake? Do your toenails need trimming? Would the UK Customs office allow me to mail your wife a tiny alligator skull? I quite think she'd like it.
Ballistically Yours,
Lee Harvey Oswald
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Half a pig's skull adorned our Christmas tree this year.
If you sent the alligator skull still inside the alligator my daughter would be cock-a-hoop.