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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir
well, here is a thematic appropriate joke i already posted on the old board, but noone was interested
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilett saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation with them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions
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Hehhe, i was once peeing in a quiet toilet. There was me and another person in a cubical somewhere else......i was peeing and next thing you hear is the loudest, wettest, grunt ever produced by a human...i couldnt help myself....i broke out in fits of giggles and coulnt control my stream of piss. I managed to pee all over the seat and back part....omg it was hilarious.