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hello aussie bitches

i signed my new lease today

it's in albuquerque and not in australia, but both begin with "a" and have weird names.

anyway, in honor of this day and your fine country, i'll go get me a bottle of shiraz, preferably not the one with the little kangaroo on the label (yuck).

but really people. you make some interesting wines. congratulations.

and now, this drunk puts head to pillow.