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my next door neighbor thinks:
1) we should hold a prayer circle around my tree involving all the neighbors (maybe THE GIANT FUCKING CRACK will go away).
2) somebody bad nearby MUST be the cause of the tree's decline (negative energy destroys them). I blame the wife.
3) we should place a sign in front of the tree telling everyone that the tree is about to be cut down (so they know that WE are not the bad people to blame).
oh, my achin' brain.
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