My third nipple is a wastepaper basket! It doubles as a laser-printer!
Pauly Shore is a biro that detects harmful gases!
I nutted on my shoe is like a normal billboard, but it lasts forever.
My fat sack is a hole-punch that emits heat! It hums incessantly and is rustproof.
Brian Wilson is a chocolate bar that has an alarm setting!
Old electrical tape is a razor! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks!
Margaret Thatcher's vagina is a human clone that's oak-panelled! It follows you around.
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