i'm going to form a metal band and make an iraq war metal video cos that's what they all do. i will talk about my feelings and my heart and soul and how tough it is to be a man and general shit about "fate" "road" "lonely" "gods" "war" and suchlike while i am filmed in the deserts of utah so it looks like iraq. and everyone will be like "that guy's such a bad ass this music is so serious". and i will just smile knowingly to myself, but in the solo i will frown.
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