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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
No, he's dead now. Got run over. Nobody realised that his seeing eye dog was actually blind and got another dog to take the seeing-eye-dog exam on his behalf. The dog was convicted of fraud. Too little, too late as far as my friend is concerned.
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I was walking down the road the other day, this chap drove up beside me and said, 'Excuse me, mate, I'm in a dilemma.' I said, 'Aye, good motors, Dilemmas. I was thinking of buying one myself. A red one perhaps'.