i allow my girl to be penetrated by anything i can eat. this assures i always have the upper hand.
"darling you seem to be a little too fond of that dried salami."
i'd even make her fetch the mustard and a fresh baguette.
if its a celery stalk i just take it into another room and throw it out the window.
if its another man i just chompsuck his cock til he agrees to never come near us again.
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