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Old 12.22.2007, 01:15 PM   #20
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I had a dream the other night I was running in a race between me and another guy and right before the finish line I tripped and fell. To my right this baby was laying on a big pile of mattresses and was laughing HYSTERICALLY at me. Then God showed up (yes, THE God) and he started talking in this weird voice and was yelling at the baby "Stop laughing! Stop laughing at him! He didn't mean to! It was an accident!" And he started pulling all of the mattresses out from under the baby and laying them in front of me so I could take a nap.

Seriously, I couldn't have made that up.
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