[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by stu666

 

Financial Crisis Kills DIME

Unfortunately, all the billions of donations received during the past five years were invested in Lehman Brothers credit derivates. Well, you all know what happened. Even selling our condo in Maui (gawd, how we miss it!!!) didn't help, it was merely a drop in the bucket.
So, as this cup has not passed DIME by either, which is why we are now having to adapt to some drastic savings measures. Which means: we did what the damn bankers didn't!
We fuckers jumped! The site was shut down today!

No condolences, please. We've fucked up royally, so it's only consistent, don't you agree?
We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused. We sincerely hope you'll have better luck at another site.
Farethewell – it was fun while it lasted!

 

April Fools, eh?