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all I know is that the best thing, if yr a fan of absurdity as I am, is
whn you have someone giving you grief. when someone in your life is causing you stress and there is nothing you can do to retaliate, like a boss, co-worker, teacher, whatever, just imagine that person seated on the toilet straining so that their anus expands enough to allow that log o shit trapped in their bowels to come out ever so slowly, like they have to WORK at it, and imagine them fuckers ripping through the toilet paper with their fingers cuz their asshole is all wet from doodoo slime, and their fingers dig into it, getting creamy sticky wet shit slurry in their fingernails, and they still have to try and wipe their ass with stank fingers,
hahahhahahahaha
it works everytime!
imagine it! Imagine a close up shot of their asshole releasing a rank shit!!! imagine them, they who try to lord over evetruyone else, who try to act better than you, trying to squeeze out a shit with their weak colons!
fuck them motherfuckers!!!!!!
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