Fender '69 Silverface Bassman amp and 2x12 Cabinet
A Zoom 505 and Dunlop Crybaby...it's all I need (did I mention I'm poor?)
A Peavy Milestone II Bass (I didn't buy it, someone left it at my place and moved away), Fender Gemini II Acoustic rebuilt (the tone on this thing is amazing), Mexican Fender Strat (those spics finally did something right), and my first guitar aged 15+ years...a Les Paul copy (my weird tuning guitar...currently in Expy/PCH tuning). Plus an entry-level Yamaha keyboard.
And given my cheap setup, I bet I could outplay 90% of you.
Not to mention the magic of Sound Forge and Cakewalk Sonar.
Post yr gear!