This summer I saw this white guy with cerebral palsy by the Tim Horton's shoot up on Radioactive Testosterone from a Nigerian Nuclear Plant and he mutated into Black Dynamite!
He did 100 pushups in his wheelchair and then beat the Scarborough Somalians roundball team in a 5 on 1 Roundball game 139-97. It was tied at the end of the 4th quarter but he downed a dairy cow burger the size of a briefcase after regular play and downed a trophy of milk, then planted a dozen slamdunks to win the game
There were wheelchair skids all over the court! The hoes were all over him.
24 hours later the Nigerian testosterone left his system and he was a cerebral palsy white guy by Tim Hortons again. What a Country!
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