Sonic Youth Members
* "Stone Cold" Steve Shelley - sex conquest
* Lee Analdo - Guitar, vocals, a mean round of poker
* Kim Gobble - Some bass, zombie-like moaning, spastic flailing
* Thurston "G Howell" Moore - Guitar, vocals, Beck impersonations
* Jim O'Dork (2001-2005) - Pokemon Silver
* Mark Ibold (2006-present) - Ukelele, Bass, Glockenspiel, Steve Shelley's MOM, beer