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ST.ANGER THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL METAL ALBUM OF 2003! IT WAS ALL A DIISGUSTING MARKETING SCAM! I KINDA LAUGHED AT THE SIGHT OF METALLLICA! AND THEY WERE TRYING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO HARD TOO BE TOUGH AND HARDCORE! HEY! MY BAND WILL BE 98 TIMES MORE HARDCORE THAN 98 PERCENT OF THAT FOUL CACA THAT IS RELEASED NOW! POO ON YOU DICKWADS! I READ A METAL MAG THAT STATIC X RELEASED THE NEW CD SHADOW ZONE! OK I GOT THE WINSCONSIN DEATH TRIP ALBUM I LOVED IT! HEY JACKASS! GET THE GUYS INTO THE SITE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO LOVED THE LOLAPALOZA TOUR WITH THOSE (SLURRP) DELICIOUS ROCKERS THE DONNAS! AUDIOSLAVE! GET THE GUYS INTO THIS SITE TOO AND THE CHICKS! LIV TYLER (SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!) MMMMMMM HEY MAN YOU THINK I'M WEIRD TRY THIS! WHITNEY HOUSTIN CANNOT ACT FOR SHIT SHE AND BOBBY AND MR.COCAINE! THE OSCARS ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING BORING! HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT!????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! CUT THE FUCKING TALK! SAME THING WITH BATMAN AND ROBIN I USED TO LIKED IT NOW I THINK IT KINDA RUINS THE BATMAN LEGACY! REMEMBER THAT SHIIIIIIITY PLOT?????????? WELL TRY THIS FOR SIZE! LET'S SEE JACKO AND HIS PAL VANILLA ICE FIGHT MR. FREEZE! CUE THE MUSIC FROM THE SOUNDTRACK! (BATTERY) YOU CANNOT PUNCH OR KICK ANYTHING! THEN FLEW LIKE A ROCKET THEN THE 2 GUYS GRAB HIS CROTCH WHILE HE IS FLYING! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! BUT AT 90'000 FT. HIGH! HE DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS VANILLA ICE CRASHING TO THE FLOOOR BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! poor sweet vaniilla ice... FUCK YOU PUSSY! THEN WHAT IS WITH ALL THE COLORS??????!!?!?!? THAT WILL BE LIKE A PINK FLOYD LASER SHOW! WE NEVER FORGET THAT ! AND DID WE MENTION THAT WE ARE 98 TIMES MORE HARDCORE THAN THE PUSSY RADIO SHIT NOW????????! WE MY DUDES ARE THE ELECTRIC TWISTER ACID TEST! WE PLAY IN AN INSANE KALAIDASCOPE OF STYLES! CHEW ON THIS: COUNTRY,POP,DISCO,TECHNO,HARD ROCK,NOVELTY SONGS,SALSA,JAZZ FUSION,SPEED METAL,BALLADS,LOVE SONGS,PUNK,BLUES,PROG,ART ROCK,DREAM POP,ORCHASTRATED POP, AND GOSPEL! WOW! YOU THINK WE LOVED THE WHITE ALBUM A LOT DO YA' WELL YES WE DO! NOW EXCUSE ME I GOTTA MAKE LOVE TO MY LOELY WIFE,,, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of my favorite lines from St. Anger:
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle"
"Ominous, I'm in us, Ominus, I'm in us"
"Projector, Protector, Rejector, Infector, Projector, Rejector, Infector, Injector, Defector, Rejector, Verschmechter, Bean-rector, Pee-nectar, Profector, Mo-mector, class lecture, interjecture..."
"Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets, hit the lights on these dark sets!"
"Frantic-tick-tick-tick-tock"
"I feel my world shake....like...an earthquake."
"OHHHHHHHH what a good boy you are!"
"I'm madly in anger with you"
"Drape your back so you won't shine"
"KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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