this weekend I was forced to chatise my wife.
you see, a pack of gypsies came to her work and tipped (another server) a tiny boat, a silver bell and a fucking gypsy TOOTH.
she laughed and passed the (perceivably rotten) treasures to her coworker, at which point the tooth was THROWN AWAY.
I tried (in vain) to explain the magical powers inherent in a gypsy tooth and even suggested that we make the drive back to her work to retrieve it out of the trash.
all I can say is "I'm sorry. I tried".
