SEASON OF THE WITCH
with hellboy, nic cage, and claire foy
*terrible movie*. bad accents, contemporary slang in the middle ages, tons of CGI and absurd shit-- but laughable and action packed, therefore entertaining.
this morning
ABBOT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
i heard my wife laugh a lot while i played computer games next to her. that is a good way to relax. she loves buffoons.
last night:
PSYCHO
fucking masterpiece.
now here's the thing that just dawned on me last night.
in that sequence when the sister comes up to the house to look for the mother--
i'm looking at it and i go HOLY FUCK IT'S SPIELBERG! IT'S SPIELBERG!
and i realized where spielberg learned to be so good
when i pulled the epic rap battles of history hitchcock vs spielberg though it wasn't that great-- too many characters not enough comebacks
anyway, yes. fucking spielberg! hitchcock! yes!!! i saw it.
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