DANNY: "Hey guys! Be Your Own Pet! I made a thread about partying with you on the Sonic Youth message board! Just surf on over to there!"
*Be Your Own Pet excitedly searches for their name on SY Gossip board*
BAND: "WOW GUYS! THERE'S LIKE A THOUSAND THREADS ABOUT US!"
*Be Your Own Pet notices that about half the threads about them are about how glad everyone is on here of them breaking up and also about how much they suck*
BAND:
