Dear Pookie..
10 years ago my husband left me and 5 years ago the kids melted, i've started dating a 48 stone trucker called "Big Al" who spends a lot of time on the road. He swears to me he's true but why do i feel so blue? How can i keep the man when my vagina is drooping about 2 inches from the floor at all times?
Mrs Baggy Box
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