Sometimes, when I'm sat on the internet, I like to incorporate a little turn of the wrist, just at the apex of the up-stroke. The heightened sensation usually inspires me when I'm getting to the end of a tricky list and I can't decide whether I should put Bob Marley or Public Enemy. And BAM! As the spunk hits the keyboard, I've got it! Something that no-one else would think of, like the first Fresh Prince album.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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