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Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi
No Showtime here either. But I mean NO Showtime, as in there's no such a thing as a "Showtime channel" where I live. Plenty of their programs, however, have found their way into other channels: The L Word was on Warner, Dexter on FX and Brotherhood... somewhere else; I can't remember at the moment (boy was that a great show, though). Having said that, Twin Peaks: The Return is nowhere to be found so  Showtime, you force me to dive into the unofficial channels... |
I'm so pissed that I can't get American Gods. I even have an HBO GO account that I get because I split Dish Network payments with my girlfriend's mom. But for some reason I can't access STARZ or Showtime.
I've seriously been waiting for an American Gods adaptation since I was... well, basically an entirely different person. A cool young guy with minimal cantakerousness and zero apocalyptic pessimism. An HERE IT IS, just out of my cocksucking reach!!!! Blast it! Blast YOU Nail Gaiman! Blast you, premium TV that isn't HBO!!! Fucking fuck! Just put your shit on HBO like a normal Fucking asshole!!! Nobody watches those other ones! I didn't even know STARZ still existed until I read that my most anticipated literary adaptation was going to be on it.
God blast it in the ass.