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Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A LARGE CAVE
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?
You: at first i'd get rid of the caps
Stranger: YOU DISCARD "BASEBALL CAP" FROM INVENTORY
You: then uhm i would say "fuck it" and walk past the cave
Stranger: YOU WALK PAST THE CAVE
Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A FOREST
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?
You: why do i feel like i'm chatting with a commodore 64?
You: uhm "TAKE OUT RATION"
You: "EAT"
Stranger: YOU EAT YOUR RATION
Stranger: YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE "STARVING" STATUS
You: yeah and there won't be any inquisitve bears
Stranger: YOU ARE NOW "SLIGHTLY LESS STARVING"
You: alright
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?
You: "INVENTORY" -> "BOW AND ARROW!`"
Stranger: YOU EQUIP YOUR BOWTIE
Stranger: YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 0 ARROWS
You: oh shit, I shouldn't have pissed of that blacksmith
Stranger: NO YOU SHOULDNT HAVE
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?
You: "OPTIONS" -> "CHEATS" -> enter "HELPME"
Stranger: PLEASE ENTER YOUR QUESTION...
You: How does a noseless dog smell?
Stranger: IT DOESNT
You: interesting, I thought it would be "AWFUL"
Stranger: I DIDNOT UNDERSTAND THAT COMMAND. DID YOU MEAN :SOMETHING AWFUL"?
You: no forget about that
You: "HEAL"
Stranger: YOU CAST HEAL
Stranger: THE GOBLIN GAINS 15 HP!
Stranger: THE GOBLIN ATTACKS!
Stranger: IT MISSES!
Stranger: FIGHT>ITEM>FLEE
You: ITEM
Stranger: ITEM<ORANGE, BOWTIE(EQUIPPED), 0 ARROWS, CONDOM, PANTS, HEART, GRUE-B-GONE, POKEBALL
You: *PAUSE*
You: turning off my commodore 64
You: i'll watch some angry videogame nerd videos now
Stranger: OMEGLE RPG III IS NOW PAUSED
You have disconnected.
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