In our Garden by Giuseppe Andrews - 10/10
Here's a trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br3q5E2ELSo
Gayle Wells stars as a 60 year old woman who had her ear bit off by a pony when she was a child, so now she wears a plastic elf ear to cover up the damage. Her lover died of alcohol poisoning on a volleyball court. Now she talks to her plants and tells them to cut down on their drinking. She meets and falls in love with the cop who found her lover rotting by the net, and then with her dead lovers father. Unable to choose between them, she flips a coin...