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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
so I volunteer at a feminist bookstore, and this chick and I are just hanging out and doing opening shit, and this guy comes in to browse which is cool but his pants were unzipped and his junk is sticking out. and he just walked around like that. we didn't notice til he got really close to us and just acted normal. we told him zip up or we will get authorities and he just walked out. what's fucking wrong with people?
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no wai! you have to have lifted this from portlandia somehow
but seriously, sorry if there was trauma involved
next time:
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