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Me:
My godfather thinks that as long as you believe in Jesus you'll go to Heaven. Is it really that easy?
God:
Do robots have godfather thinks that as long as me believe in Jesus me will go to Heaven? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Could you ask him for me? I'm sure he's nearer to you.
God:
I will ask him next time he is here. I see. nearer to me is he?
Me:
Quite RLY
God:
Perhaps. Who are you talking about?
Me:
John Lennon.
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
I wasn't aware of that.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Don't Catholics piss you off? With the whole changing of the bible whenever they feel like it...
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That sounds like a plan.
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