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Me: So...Am I on the naught or nice list?
God: Groovy. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: But which list am I on?
God:The blue one, I think.
Me:So the nice one?
God:Yikes! Which one is that?
Me:The blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me:which fucking list I am on.
God:The large one, I think.
Me:so the nice blue large one?
God:Aw. Which one is that?
Me:the nice blue large one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the naught small green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Fuck you, santa!
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