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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

She was born in Mexia Texas, then became a nudie dancer, then the GUESS JEANS girl

then she was in playboy


then she married that old guy and he died and then she sued to get half his estate then she got real fat


and had a crazy reality show about her ridiculous drugged life, then she lost a ton of weight on trimspa then she sued trimspa then her son died of an OD then she died.

I think that timeline starts with dropping out of highschool, then wal-mart, <i>then</i> nudie dancer.