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Keeping It Simple is what's commonly known as "the 4-Um Troll".
Now, these trolls change drastically from creature to create -- the same topic that can devestate one troll's entire life may very well be the one true love of another. What these nerds have in common is that their opinions, one way or the other, causes them to hate everyone else who has ever lived.
Due to the forum troll's reclusive nature, no one has ever seen one. They survive solely on brief acknowledgements that they exist from people who don't like them. For every forum poster who disagrees with their wildly disagreeable madness, the forum troll gains 1d6 hit points and secretes a fungus from its armpits. This fungus is treated as a level 9 gray pudding with an intelligence of 4d6.
If all the surrounding characters all make their "Ignore Dumbass" saving throw, a forum troll has the ability to switch identities and go back into the forum to disagree with themselves under a different name.
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