On my (step)dad's wish list:
1. A custom baseball hat reading "Problem Child"
2. A smoker attachment for his charcoal grill
3. A Merle Haggard box set
4. A 100 qt. cryogenic beer cooler
5. Tube socks and plaid flannel shirts
6. Cedar-scented potpourri
7. Weatherproof Polish flag
8. Landscape rock
I chose the cooler. It seemed the least "hillbilly" option.
What did you get your father on this illustrious day?
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