[jon boy]

When were you happiest?

i like to think my happiest days are still to come but when i first started college many years ago.

What is your greatest fear?

losing someone i love.

What is your earliest memory?

sitting in my pushchair looking at my feet.

Which living person do you most admire, and why?

a musician (not saying who)

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

taking it too seriously

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

arrogance.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

there are so many but recently mumbling my words infront of a room full of strangers.

Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?

a guitar.

What is your most treasured possession?

my heart

Where would you like to live?

berlin, new york, LA, anywhere outside the uk apart from london.

What would your super-power be?

the ability to stop time yet still be able to walk around like in the tv show out of this world.

What makes you depressed?

too much. war, suffering, good things happening to bad people.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

lack of hair.

Who would play you in a film of your life?

jim broadbent.

What is your most unappealing habit?

smoking, inpatience.

What is your fantasy costume of choice?

a storm.

What is your guiltiest pleasure?

southern comfort, cigarettes, beer.

What do you owe your parents?

i owe my mum a lot and my dad very little.

To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?

they know and i mean it.

What does love feel like?

the best feeling in the world, the ultimate painkiller and the most painful thing in the world too.

Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?

i dont know.

Which living person do you most despise, and why?

robert mugabe and the bush administration (not one person but still)

Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?

william buroughs, andy warhol, one of my old college tutors, bill hicks.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

oh man, yeah, you know what i mean, know what i am saying.

What is the worst job you’ve ever done?

clean tower blocks in leeds.

If you could edit your past, what would you change?

when i was 19 i did something i really wished i hadnt so that.

If you could go back in time where would you go?

60's/70's new york or ancient rome.

How do you relax?

whats that?

How often do you have sex?

in my mind often.

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

peace of mind

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

being alive.

What keeps you awake at night?

where do i start!

How would you like to be remembered?

being remembered is enough.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

not to regret and be as happy as possible.

Where would you most like to be right now?

in a forrest.

Tell me a joke.


whats blue and has sex with grannies?


me in my lucky blue suit.