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When were you happiest?
high school
What is your greatest fear?
the dark
What is your earliest memory?
my 2nd or 3rd birthday party
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
my father, because he is a wonderful, extremely caring, amazing, and hard working man
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
i can be very snobby when it has to do with music, films, clothes, food, etc.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
people who are full of themselves
What was your most embarrassing moment?
cant think of anything at the moment
Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
a dolce & gabbana suit
What is your most treasured possession?
i'm not sure, i care for all of my things
Where would you like to live?
i dont know, i like living here
What would your super-power be?
ability to fly
What makes you depressed?
disease, the homeless, poverty, etc.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
my ears
Who would play you in a film of your life?
i'm not sure. jack black or something.
What is your most unappealing habit?
i bite my nails
What is your fantasy costume of choice?
i dont have one
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
madonna
What do you owe your parents?
everything
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
no one
What does love feel like?
like nothing else.
Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it?
not that i remember
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
i cant think of a person
Who would you invite to a dream dinner party?
bob dylan
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
shit bitch, rad, sweet, dude, gnarly, nigga
What is the worst job you’ve ever done?
i like my job
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
nothing
If you could go back in time where would you go?
1960s
How do you relax?
with friends
How often do you have sex?
often
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
cant think of anything
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
too many to name
What keeps you awake at night?
thinking about random stuff
How would you like to be remembered?
as a caring person who enjoyed everyday of his life
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
too many
Where would you most like to be right now?
right now?
sleeping, im tired.
Tell me a joke.
Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it's me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he'll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out. But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now.
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